Thursday, 19 August 2010

UNIRAZAK's Humourous Speech & Evaluation Contest 2010

Are you this funny?



No, I mean, seriously this funny...



Funny on a level beyond God?



If you fulfill any of the four* requirements above, you are eligible to sign up for a death warrant UNIRAZAK's annual Humourous Speech & Evaluation Contest.

DATE: 25th August 2010

TIME: 7.00pm - 9.00pm

VENUE: Block B3, Level 8, Leisure Commerce Square, No. 9, Jalan PJS 8/9, 46150 Petaling Jaya

ROOM: To be confirmed (obviously not a 5-star hotel or KFC)

All major credit cards and life insurance are not accepted.

*In order to make the fourth requirement visible, stare at the screen for at least 30 seconds and slowly pull your head backwards.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Episode Recap (And Welcome To The URGH!)


Your socially inept VPPR has emerged pale and white from his nuclear-proof underground bunker after 18 days of isolation under a privately-sponsored holiday program (not inclusive of physical therapy with Starcraft 2). With both fingers crossed behind my back, I promise I shall start updating the Toastmasters blog more frequently than ever*! And he just arrived feeling crammed and crispy back to witness the horrors of road rage in the Capital Wasteland.

PREVIOUSLY ON TOASTMASTERS SEASON 3


1. A survey team was dispatched to investigate the sudden appearance of a technologically advanced alien complex. Initial observation showed impressive technologies beyond the comprehension of man, such as a currency absorbing nutrient dispenser. Is the prophecy indeed right?


2. Desperate fight for survival: survivors from the doomed USS Tang (numbered NAY5526) fought an epic battle trying to establish a secure zone until the rescue team arrives. They had some nice plate of nasi campur not long after the rescue.


3. The grisly diner: what could've done such horrendous act of gastronomic atrocity?


4. Man-eating pidgeons: are they real?

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To the greenhorns and freshlings who had just registered at UNIRAZAK, welcome aboard to the unfortunately greatest time of your life. To the survivors of previous semester, welcome back to the URGH!


*Subject to the increase and fluctuation of uTorrent's download speed.

- Amir Azim