Thursday, 19 August 2010

UNIRAZAK's Humourous Speech & Evaluation Contest 2010

Are you this funny?



No, I mean, seriously this funny...



Funny on a level beyond God?



If you fulfill any of the four* requirements above, you are eligible to sign up for a death warrant UNIRAZAK's annual Humourous Speech & Evaluation Contest.

DATE: 25th August 2010

TIME: 7.00pm - 9.00pm

VENUE: Block B3, Level 8, Leisure Commerce Square, No. 9, Jalan PJS 8/9, 46150 Petaling Jaya

ROOM: To be confirmed (obviously not a 5-star hotel or KFC)

All major credit cards and life insurance are not accepted.

*In order to make the fourth requirement visible, stare at the screen for at least 30 seconds and slowly pull your head backwards.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Episode Recap (And Welcome To The URGH!)


Your socially inept VPPR has emerged pale and white from his nuclear-proof underground bunker after 18 days of isolation under a privately-sponsored holiday program (not inclusive of physical therapy with Starcraft 2). With both fingers crossed behind my back, I promise I shall start updating the Toastmasters blog more frequently than ever*! And he just arrived feeling crammed and crispy back to witness the horrors of road rage in the Capital Wasteland.

PREVIOUSLY ON TOASTMASTERS SEASON 3


1. A survey team was dispatched to investigate the sudden appearance of a technologically advanced alien complex. Initial observation showed impressive technologies beyond the comprehension of man, such as a currency absorbing nutrient dispenser. Is the prophecy indeed right?


2. Desperate fight for survival: survivors from the doomed USS Tang (numbered NAY5526) fought an epic battle trying to establish a secure zone until the rescue team arrives. They had some nice plate of nasi campur not long after the rescue.


3. The grisly diner: what could've done such horrendous act of gastronomic atrocity?


4. Man-eating pidgeons: are they real?

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To the greenhorns and freshlings who had just registered at UNIRAZAK, welcome aboard to the unfortunately greatest time of your life. To the survivors of previous semester, welcome back to the URGH!


*Subject to the increase and fluctuation of uTorrent's download speed.

- Amir Azim

Sunday, 4 July 2010

A Turbulent 7th July


War... war never changes. 7th of July is a date marked with grim and bloodshed. From simple fire and iron to complex chemical reaction, the destructive nature of man knows no bounds. Yet, man never managed to destroy the entire earth. Rather, each successive war presents uncertain implications to mankind's future, for better or for worse. For man had succeeded in laying waste to countries - but war, war never changes.

But hey, cheer up! 7th of July may have tons of conflicts and tragedies, yet by no means that a bleak history would ruin a fine Wednesday! Be grateful that all of us here are still breathing tax-free oxygen in this peaceful, neon-greenzone of ours. Also, it was on this date that sliced bread was invented! Now, onto our glorious next meeting...

DATE: Wednesday 7th of July 2010 (duh)

TIME: 1830 Hours - [subject to the level of fun]

LOCATION: TR39, Level 3, Kelana Mall, two floors above Pappa Rich Restaurant. Toastmasters fortunately does not charge 15% tax or serve RM8.90 prawn noodles with only two baby prawns swimming in the soup.

CONTACT: Jefferey "Gaga" Tang
No spamming or stalking!

HINT: Go to the third floor, examine the suspicious-looking door full of people behind the glass and press the 'X' button to open. If all else fails, simultaneously press L1, L2, R1, R2, SELECT, START to activate God Mode. Bring me some delicious cake as well! MESSAGE REMOVED BY TOASTMASTER ADMIN

Oh, and first post on this blog since becoming the VPPR for UNITAR Toastmasters! Pray that I have enough CARE packages (and a stable connection) to update often.

- Amir Azim

Thursday, 17 June 2010

UPDATED!!:UniRazak TMC Annual General Meeting

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Have you been to a Toastmasters' Annual General Meeting?

No?!

Great! Cause', here is your chance to join us in this eventful meeting as we will bid "farewell" to our previous club officers (committee members) and welcome a new line of leaders who will bring UniRazak TMC to the next level!

What do you have to do as a guest?

  1. Bring your friends
  2. Be prepared to applaud and laugh!! (again, again and again!)Align Center
  3. Bring a happy heart

=)

Interested and can't wait to meet us?

RSVP your attendance at our Facebook Event Page and be there!!

Remember, there's No Door Fee and refreshments will be served!

***Our meeting venue will be in TR39, Level 3, Kelana Mall (two floors above Pappa Rich Restaurant)

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

To Listen or to Hear?


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Ladies and gentlemen,

You must be wondering what is the difference between listening and hearing...or what is the significance with communication?

The answer will be revealed when you grab this opportunity to join UniRazak Toastmasters' Club meeting.

Not sure about what is toastmasters? Check out the official website.

Want to speak to someone about it?

Contact our Vice President of Education, Hui Shan : 012-2422535/lhs1209@gmail.com

And you are definitely welcome to bring your friends along. After all, there is NO door fee and Refreshments are also served!!